A girl needs her sleep

There is one thing that I agree with my mommy about. My daddy needs to stop snoring.
Everyone knows I love my daddy the most. He takes me outside and plays with me and gives me the GOOD treats. I love him. But my mom is quiet when she sleeps, so that is where I go at night. If mom is sleeping in bed, I sleep on her legs. If mommy falls asleep on the couch, I sleep on the couch...on her legs. If mom were to fall asleep on the kitchen floor, that is where I would be.
I am just a cute little girl...I need my beauty rest. That snoring crap is for the birds.
Now, if only I could get Jack to stop attacking me at 4am.

~Meg