The Voices...oh, the voices!!!!

My mommy and daddy were gone much of the day yesterday. Me and my sister just sat around...we played, I bit her butt, she smacked me across the cheeks...you know, same old, same old.
When they finally got home around 7:30pm, they had a few bags with them. I figured it was probably toys for us, or even better, FOOD for us.
I was wrong.
They took this metal looking thing out of one of the boxes in the bags.
They took it into the bathroom....
Apparently, they had somehow snuck a person into the house..and then the bathroom inside this little metal thingy. (How do they do THAT?)
They tricked me. They KNOW that I don't like people coming into my house, it scares me. So, of course as soon as I heard this new 'voice' coming from the bathroom, I hid under the blankets in the bedroom. I was petrified.
Soon after, my mommy made the 'voice' stop and she came and tried to pry me out from under the blankets. That was no easy feat.
She was trying to soothe me by saying that there wasn't really another person in the house..it was something called a 'cd player' that was making it sound like another person was here. CD player?! She couldn't fool me..I knew she was lying. She always tells me crap like that to get me to come out of hiding. But she dragged me crying and scratching into the bathroom..and sure enough, I didn't see anymore humans than were supposed to be in the house.
People are so damn odd! Machines that sound like people talking? What will they come up with next...a machine where you can SEE people too?! Geez!
~Jack

Ya gotta just give in sometimes

I have been a pretty damn aloof little kitty lately and I think my mom was getting kind of tired of me being so pissy and uncuddly. (is that a word?)
So, I went ahead and threw her a bone today and slept on her lap for a while this afternoon. She ate it up.
I hope this fulfills my obligations for affection this week.
On the other paw, my silly brother can't get enough of this cuddling crap. I feel bad for my mom, because I know Jacks lardass makes her legs fall asleep when he sits in her lap. She doesn't seem to mind though.
~The Always Independent Meg~

I Miss You, Calli.

Just thought I would share one of my favorite pics of one my favorites kitties.
I can't believe it's almost been a year.

A Little Thank You

I don't know how people who don't have pets in their lives do it.
How do you (they) deal with lifes insanity? I honestly couldn't do it without my little guyzos.
No matter what bullshit is going on in my life, they make me laugh and smile. I know it all sounds terribly cheesy, but they are always my little window into happiness.
I mean, shit, how can you stay pissy when you are crying on the floor and your cat(s) comes up and plops themselves down on your head and starts eating your hair. It's impossible to do anything other than smile..even if it's only temporary.

Where's My Money?!

How can they use my cats likeness without my (or her) permission. I need compensation!