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Tuesday, May 31, 2005

While the parents are away....

Mom and Dad were gone for a few days.
This is just ONE of the fun things I got to do while they were away....and there was no one to tell me to 'Get off the fridge, Fat boy!'

Monday, May 02, 2005

The First Step is admitting you have a problem. *Updated*

Hi.
My name is Jack, and I am a Playaholic.
A lot of kitties like to play. It's natural. But, I think I have a problem.
Day, Night, it doesn't matter. I need to play. While my little sister is sleeping, I attack her. While my mom is sleeping...I attack her. While my dad is sleeping..I attack my mom again. I just can't help myself.

Oh, and the poor poor toy mice I have tortured. They didn't ask for that type of treatment. Drowned in waterbowls. Asses ripped off. Guts pulled out. I have done it all. I need help.

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I have now found even MORE ways to get into trouble.
Unfortunately, I got caught.
My daddy walked in on me last night while I was trying to knock the picture of my sister down off the wall in the middle of the night.
Then, my mom noticed this morning that I had been into their cd rack during the night also. Now, I just have to figure out how to turn the stereo on......