Saturday, August 19, 2006


We were tagged by the lovely furbabies over at 'The Zoo', so here goes: (sorry it took us so long.)

Here are the rules: The player of this game starts with "5 weird things/habits about yourself and your humans." At the end you need to choose 5 people to be tagged and list their names. Don't forget to leave your victim a comment that says "you're tagged!" in their comments and tell them to read your blog.


1.) I bite my nails.
2.) My favorite thing is warm clothes fresh from the dryer.
3.) I don't like people food. (How do they eat that crap?)
4.) I like hiding on my parents to see them freak out trying to find me.
5.) I like sitting in front of the door for no reason...just to make my parents wonder what's out there.

1.) Playing is my life.
2.) I love sleeping under blankets...that is how I got the nickname, LUMP.
3.) I am scared of something about 70% of the time.
4.) I like going out on the balcony, but only under parental supervision. (See #3)
5.) My favorite spot to sleep is my parents dresser.

The Mom:
1) I bite my nails, too Meg.
2) I am useless without coffee
3) I can't sleep without kittys wrapped about my head.
4) My favorite things are catnaps.
5) I love Green

We tag anyone who wants to play.........

Thursday, August 10, 2006

An Open Letter to our Mom

Mom. You are a ho. Yeah. You heard us correctly...a big ho.
Mom, don't think we don't smell the other cats on your when you come home from work....or go out to get the mail....or go to the store. We aren't stupid.
We notice the gang of cats hanging outside our place day and night.
How dare you go outside and pet these random cats and then come home and expect to pet US, too. EW. Do you really think we want their cooties?

And you wonder why we like our Daddy more. He knows how to keep his hands to the other kitty cats. While you on the other hand, run outside in the middle of the night in your pajamas to stop kitty cat fights. These fights are none of your concern, mom. You know WE aren't involved in them, so you should keep your ass inside with YOUR baby cats, and mind your own damn business.

Meg & Jack

A PS From Meg: And mom, I know 'Peachy' is my boyfriend and all....but we aren't married yet, so you don't have to go acting like his mother-in-law already. Geez.