MEOWY Christmas!

My mommy took some really funny/cute video of me the other day...but she is too stupid to figure out how to get it onto the computer. Geez, mom! LAME!
I will give you all a hint about what it was:
*Me
*Warm Clothes fresh from the dryer
*Kitty Pissitude
*A lot of growling and screaming

Oh..and once again, yesterday my mom had to go knock on Peachys moms door...it was raining again and poor Peachy was once again outside. What is wrong with that woman?

~MEG

Good Deed

Our mommy did her good deed for the day today.
It started pouring rain a while ago. She saw our 'friend' Peachy outside about to be drenched..and scooped him up and walked to where she 'thought' he lived and knocked on the door. Sure enough..Peachys mom came to the door and was grateful that someone brought him in out of the rain.
The moral of the story??
Kitty cats MUST stay inside..especially when they could get wet and melt.

Happy Turkey Day!

Hope all you kittys out there have a great Thanksgiving!

Urg! I am stuffed and need a nap.

A Jack in the Box

Enough said?

Bored...

What do all you other kitty cats out there do when you are bored?
Want to know what I do??
FIRST....I knock a whole bunch of books out of my parents bookshelf...



THEN...I just chill in said bookshelf....



The purpose of this was to annoy my mommy, but I think she just thinks it's cute.
Everything I do is cute though, isn't it?

A Weekend Kitty Conversation

Jack: 'Hey, Meg'

Meg: 'What, buttwad?'

Jack: 'Did you hear the new name momsie has for me?'

Meg: 'Oh, is she calling you buttwad now, too?'

Jack: 'As if! My new name is 'Superbaby'!

Meg: 'Where did she come up with that crap?'

Jack: 'You're just jealous....Walnuthead!' *snicker*

Meg: 'Only Daddy can call me that...shut up!'

Jack: 'Daddy loves me more anyway...he only comes home from work to play with ME, ya know.'

Meg: 'He does not. He loves me more, he takes me out on the balcony to enjoy the sun!'

Jack: 'SO! He buys me toys all the time!'

Meg: 'And who plays with those toys?! ME!'

Jack: 'Only because you are a toy hog!'

Meg: 'Call me what you want, momsie loves me more, too. She lets me sleep on her head.'

Jack: 'Mommy calls me Superbaby.....and doesn't even yell at me when I steal her ponytails holders....and tells me I have the most cutest cheeks in the universe.'

Meg: 'Yeah, well. I am her girlbaby...and she says I am the cutest thing in the world when I scream at her when she tries to leave. Oh...and she eats it up that I sit and watch her get ready in the morning, and then purr when she brushes me when she is done.'

Jack: 'Whatevah..you can't compete with my fattness.'

Meg: 'Oh yeah? What about my pouch. Mommy likes my tummy pouch...it's cute.'

Jack: 'A pouch isn't anything compared to my fattitude....'

The Queen of Crankiness

My mommy says that I have been a bad girl. Ok...maybe I was a little naughty and did something I shouldn't have, but I am cute, so sue me.
I kind of attacked my mom.
I was just sitting chilling out with her in bed, watching the tv, when my brother came into the room. I just really didn't want him there for some reason. I tried to let my feelings known through my growls, but no one was listening. He stayed in the room and it upset me.
So....I clawed my mom. I really wanted to bite her too, but I decided not to push it. Of course, that didn't stop me from nestling in her hair that night, like nothing had happened.
My mom came home from work today and showed me what I had done. She has claw marks on her hand and even a bruise on her arm from my freak out.
I am not really that ashamed of my act.
Maybe from now on, people will take me seriously.

~Meg

I do what I want!

Mom! Will you please stop asking me why I keep hanging out in the bathtub?

I am 'The Meg'...I don't NEED to explain myself. If I want to hang out in the bathtub, I will hang out in the bathtub. You can't stop me.

It just doesn't get any better than this!

A Cat by any other name...

We have a question for any kittys out there reading this.
Do your parents insist on making up stupid names for you every five seconds and calling you by them?
I don't think we can even count the names our parents have come up with for us to torure us.

Mine (Meg) include the following:
Megs, The Meg, Meggerdoodles, Crankygirl, NutMeg, Megatron, The Megginator, No Neck, Spazzy McGee, and my favorite...Walnuthead. (They are sooo mean to me.)

My brothers are: Jackalope, Jackers, Jackiekins, The Orange One, Cheesey McFatterton, Fatty Fatterton, Orangie, & CheekyBoy.

Where do they come up with this crap? Seriously.
The joke is on them though...you should HEAR the names we call them.....if only they spoke 'Kitty'.

Happy Birthday!

Happy 3rd Birthday to my big fat orange brother.

~From your little cranky sister.

Please help out a fellow kitty!

If you can, please Help Franny

The Cutest Thing EVER!

Finally!

Since the day my parents brought me home, I have made a habit of sleeping all wrapped up in my moms hair at night. Me and moms hair get along very well.
But, in the middle part of last year my mom went and cut all of her hair off without my permission. Because let's face it, I surely would not have given her permission to do such a lame thing.
Anyway. It's been a while since she cut her hair and it's finally long enough for me to 'nest' in once again.
Ahh...life is good.

~Meg