Wordless Wednesday

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A Big Happy Birthday, Princessgirl-Meg! We love you! (even though you are a crankpot!)

Memories...

Mommy just came across these pictures from when I was a little thing, and it gave her a laugh. I don't know what she thinks is so funny, that lamp was asking for it, I tell ya! (The last one, she just added because she couldn't take the cuteness!)

Easy Like Sunday...

The Queen of Crank

Yeah, by the subject title, I know you all already know it would be me, Meg, posting.
I think my mommy might be getting a bit frustrated with me lately. To be honest, I have been a little snippy.
The most recent thing happened 2 nights ago.
My mom had just snuggled herself under the blankets in bed so, of course, I joined her.
We had been lying there for maybe 2 minutes when my daddy walked in the room.
I kind of lost my mind on him.
I jumped up and started screaming and running around on the bed, as my mom put it, like a crazy fool. I was so afraid that he had come in to do something that would make my mommy get out of bed, and I didn't like that idea. I screamed and wailed at him to LEAVE! He wasn't listening. Oh, I was SO SO angry. I didn't think it would be a good idea to actually snip, claw or bite daddy, so I attacked the next best thing. My brother.
When will people learn that this is MY bed. MINE! Stay out when I am cuddling/sleeping with mommy.
I don't know what has gotten into me lately. I just feel like I have so little mommytime, that I have become a bit possessive.
How do I control these anger issues??

~Meg

Slacker

Meg: Ok, Mom. Now you are just being plain lazy. You are feeling better and yet NO UPDATES? The world needs to know what we have been up to.

Mom: I know, Meg, I know. What do you want to tell people about??

Meg: Umm...How about it's a good thing Jack and I have fur because the heat has been all wonky in this place?

Mom: Yeah, it hasn't been fun, has it?

Meg: Ahh, it hasn't been too bad. Just gives me one more reason to be on your lap 24/7.

Mom: Yeah, I noticed.

Meg: Are you complaining?

Mom: Oh NO! I love when you cuddle.

Meg: Yeah, that's the right answer.

Pretty sneaky, Sis!

There is nothing I LOVE more than jumping into a fresh pile of warm clothes fresh from the dryer.
But lately, my mommy has decided to annoy me and not sprawl clothes out all over the bed before she puts them away.
She kept them in the hamper.
HA..didn't work, did it Mom? NEENER NEENER!

No Sleep..Who cares?

Jack: Meg, you really need to be a little more considerate. Mommy hasn't been able to sleep the past few nights,and yet you still have to lie on her head at night, so she can't move.

Meg: Are you for real with this crap? Seriously, dude. It ain't my problem that she can't sleep. If anything, she sleeps better with me on her head.

Jack: Meg..come on now. Be nice to mommy.

Meg: Jack, zip it! After all, you are the one that goes all gooey and gives momsie kitty kisses when she can't sleep at night, and then proceed to try to play with me at 4am (while I am still on her head btw)so don't tell me I can't sleep on her head.

Jack: Yeah, well, you don't have to growl at me when I am just trying to play. Geezaloo!

Meg: Yes, I do. Or you will annoy me to no end.

Jack: Well, your growling at night annoys mommy.

Meg: No, your jumping on me at night annoys her & me.

Jack: *sigh*

So NOT Cool!

What the hell is wrong with people? Last night, I was having a nice evening. My brother 'bean had gone to bed, so I had time to just chill in my mommys lap and nap.
Then...out of the blue..BAM! BAM! BAM! KerBlooey! Pow!
It went on and on!
I am embarressed to say that I was the first one to run and hide under the bed.
Jack soon followed though.
My mommy said it was something called Fireworks,and tried to comfort me.
Yeah, it didn't work.
Why would people do something like that that scares even the bravest of kitty cats like that? WHY?
I couldn't even bring myself to come out from under the bed until morning light.
I think it was the first time ever that I didn't sleep in my mommys hair. (or at least in close proximity to it)
Stop it people. Seriously. Stop it!

~The Meg

Rearing its ugly head

My mommy keeps telling me that my 'tude is getting out of control.
What is she talking about? I can't help it if I deserve to have someone on call for my every need 24/7.
I think my MOMMYs 'tude is out of control.
Who does she think she is?? She is a pair of legs to me. Legs to nap on. And lately, I haven't gotten to nap on them as often as I would like. I think she is the one with some explaining to do.
This woman actually has the nerve...the NERVE, to go to work when I am following her around crying. Crying...telling her to stay with me. She still leaves...can you believe that??
I love my mommy and all, but she needs to get her priorities straight.


~The Perfect Megger-Pie

In Training

You KNOW you are doing your job training your 'beans, when you are sleeping on the toilet, your mommy comes in to pee, and tells you 'Oh, Meg. I will just hold it, until you are done with your nap!' (all the while I was thinking 'Damn, right you will')

Well done, if I do say so myself.




~Meg

Shiny Happy People

Our little brother is such a sucker! I tried to explain to him that he shouldn't stand for our parents dunking him in the bathtub every night. He should protest! But the silly kid just giggles and splashes water around. Actually looks like he is having a good time.
I just don't get it.
Of course, I have to sit on the sidelines and poke fun at him.
People will never learn...water is for drinking and drowning mice in...NOT sitting and bathing in!



~Meg

A Star is BORN!

We are honored and proud to announce that our little Meggie girl is a star. Her pics was posted on Stuffonmycat.com today! Go, Meg! Go!

Update:
Wow, now Jack has gotten in on the fun!

I like Boxes

My parents like to shop online.
I really like it when they do. It means I get boxes to play in.
They were being mean and put the last order they received on the kitchen table...out of reach.
Or so they thought.
WRONG!
If there is a box in the area, I will find it, have no doubts. Ok, I know you are thinking that this box looks a bit on the small side for me to fit in. It doesn't matter...no matter WHAT size...I like boxes. As long as I can fit my cute little butt in it, it's all good.

I have even taught my mom to leave me alone when I get on the table. Back in the day...before I had her trained...she would try to shoo me off of the table.
Can you imagine? Seriously, what was she thinking? No one can tell Meg what to do.

~Megsies

Damn boys!!!!

Why can't my brother just leave me alone? WHY? I just want to sit and mind my own bizniz, but hell no. Jack has to keep being a dillhole and has to keep trying to 'play' with me.
I am Meg...I don't 'play'. I am above that kind of thing. I 'survey' my kingdom..I don't have time for frivolities like playing.
When will that fat orange fool learn? I don't know what to do. I growl at him. I hiss at him. Nothing..he is still on my butt wanting to play. He is relentless.
What is a girl to do?
I just want to sit in my condo and chill, and look at what I have to put up with.

~The Meg

My Middle Name is 'Danger'

You KNOW how us Burmese like the warmth, right? I have taken it to the next level.
My mommy keeps telling me to be careful, and trying to shoo me off of the stove. But I don't understand what all the fuss is about. I always wait until dinner is done cooking before I lie on the warm stove. It's not like I am trying to steal their food or anything. (Human food..bleck!)



~The Meg

Another PS from Jack:
My mommy found out who made those toys I posted about earlier, that I love so much. And YES, I am still obsessed.
Anyway, they are called Catnip Flippers by OurPetsdotcom.

Where's my cake???

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MEGSIES! WE LOVE YOU VERY MUCH!!!!
Love,
Mommy, Daddy, Jackers and Baby Nate.

MEG: Yeah yeah..I love you guys too. Now, mom, sit down so I can take a nap on you. NOW!

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It's MY turn! It's MY turn!
Today is MY birthday. I am 4 years old now. A big girl.
So, far it's been an ok birthday, I got to sleep all curled up with my mommy all night. I woke up and got my pressies and treats. To be honest, I think I deserved more, but......
Now I am sitting in the window watching birdies. All in all, not a horrible day.
I will say, my mom best be giving me some lap time today. I mean LOTS of lap time. That is all I want.
Oh and yeah, a huge hissy fit will commence if I don't get what I want today. (How is that different from any other day, you ask? It's not.)




A little PS, from the Orange one, Jack:
Hi. Jack here.
I just wanted to write and say thank you all for all of the birthday wishes.
I had a great bday..with lots of love and affection. I liked my catnips toys I got...but, of course, Meg stole them from me.
So guess what. I am returning the favor with her presents today!
Go, ME!

Sneaky Sneaky Girl!

Meg here.
My brothers birthday is in a few days.
My parents went out shopping today and while I was rummaging through their purchases, I ran across something that I don't think I was supposed to find.
I found Jacks birthday present. Damn people...what, did they think I wouldn't find it?
Anyway, they made me promise not to tell Jack what they got him.
Promises Promises. I guess they will have to wait and see what I decide to do with this information.

~The Meg

MEOWY Christmas!

My mommy took some really funny/cute video of me the other day...but she is too stupid to figure out how to get it onto the computer. Geez, mom! LAME!
I will give you all a hint about what it was:
*Me
*Warm Clothes fresh from the dryer
*Kitty Pissitude
*A lot of growling and screaming

Oh..and once again, yesterday my mom had to go knock on Peachys moms door...it was raining again and poor Peachy was once again outside. What is wrong with that woman?

~MEG

Bored...

What do all you other kitty cats out there do when you are bored?
Want to know what I do??
FIRST....I knock a whole bunch of books out of my parents bookshelf...



THEN...I just chill in said bookshelf....



The purpose of this was to annoy my mommy, but I think she just thinks it's cute.
Everything I do is cute though, isn't it?