Rearing its ugly head

My mommy keeps telling me that my 'tude is getting out of control.
What is she talking about? I can't help it if I deserve to have someone on call for my every need 24/7.
I think my MOMMYs 'tude is out of control.
Who does she think she is?? She is a pair of legs to me. Legs to nap on. And lately, I haven't gotten to nap on them as often as I would like. I think she is the one with some explaining to do.
This woman actually has the nerve...the NERVE, to go to work when I am following her around crying. Crying...telling her to stay with me. She still leaves...can you believe that??
I love my mommy and all, but she needs to get her priorities straight.


~The Perfect Megger-Pie