The Queen of Crankiness

My mommy says that I have been a bad girl. Ok...maybe I was a little naughty and did something I shouldn't have, but I am cute, so sue me.
I kind of attacked my mom.
I was just sitting chilling out with her in bed, watching the tv, when my brother came into the room. I just really didn't want him there for some reason. I tried to let my feelings known through my growls, but no one was listening. He stayed in the room and it upset me.
So....I clawed my mom. I really wanted to bite her too, but I decided not to push it. Of course, that didn't stop me from nestling in her hair that night, like nothing had happened.
My mom came home from work today and showed me what I had done. She has claw marks on her hand and even a bruise on her arm from my freak out.
I am not really that ashamed of my act.
Maybe from now on, people will take me seriously.

~Meg

I do what I want!

Mom! Will you please stop asking me why I keep hanging out in the bathtub?

I am 'The Meg'...I don't NEED to explain myself. If I want to hang out in the bathtub, I will hang out in the bathtub. You can't stop me.