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Monday, December 20, 2004

Conspiracy

Mew! Jack here.
I just had to come and tell everyone about the 'evil plan', me and my sister have been executing.
Our mom is a light sleeper and we like to take FULL advantage of that and torture her.
First of all, our daddy is now working nights, so at night now, there is this huge bed with just our little mom sleeping in it. You would think that would make us happy, you know, with all the extra room and all, right? Nah.
We have like 75/80% of the bed left to our disposal at night now, but you know where me and Meg sleep??? On mommys pillow. Not on our daddys empty pillow. Not on the rest of the empty bed. We plop our furry asses right down on moms pillow and move around until moms head is resting pillowless on the bed & we can claim said pillow in the name of kitties everywhere. No pillow for mom.
Not only do we steal her pillow, we have proclaimed 5am as 'Lets Attack eachother on moms head' time. It's great. Mom will be asleep, or as asleep as she gets these days...then BAM! Let the biting and clawing commence.
I will admit, it's usually ME who starts this game, since Meg is still a bit tired at this hour. Not me though. Hell no! I am at my rowdiest in the early morning hours. (Rowdy..hehe, isn't that the stuffed dogs name on Scrubs?) Anyway......Meg usually wakes right up and plays along. It's such a gas! Mom gets soooo ticked off at us..but we know that we have powers over her. She tries to kick us out of the room at this point, but that doesn't work. She shuts the door with us on the wrong side and that just isn't acceptable. I start scratching on the door like I am tunneling for freedom. I will do this for hours on end if I have to. It's that important for me that my mom to not get any sleep.
Daddy has a few days off right now, so we didn't have the bed to ourselves last night, but that didn't stop us. We let our poor tired daddy sleep peacefully, while still annoying the bejesus out of our mom. That takes talent.

6 comments:

Ollie said...

heheeeheee, you're so funny Jack! And dead-on, too. Mommy's head IS the best spot in the house. And all that hair---irresistable to play with!!!

XOXO lola XOXO

Tiff said...

Yo, Lola!!! You know, Meg sleeps in my moms hair because she likes it. I do it to torture her for not playing with me and my mice, like my daddy does.
So, L, have you snuck a peek to see what your parents got you for christmas yet??

Ollie said...

NO! She hid our presents in the closet and the DOOR IS CLOSED! It's totally not fair. But the rumor going round is that it is canned food. Heehee!! YAY!

Tiff said...

Lola, just scratch and scratch on that door until your mom opens it for you. That is what I do. You just have to be relentless. My mom has my presents in plain view, but they are hanging out of reach in these odd big red & white stocking things with me and my sisters names on them. How odd is THAT?! Humans.
~ Jack

Ollie said...

Dude, we were TOTALLY right!! We got canned food, but we also got new collars, new Barbie toys, a fluffy sheepskin bed and some yummy snacks! What did you and Meg get?

Tiff said...

hahaha Barbie toys? We got a Sponge Bob toy. I also just stumbled upon the joys of Catnip too. That stuff is awesome! We also got some 'Aquariyums' and LOTS & LOTS of other toys. Some squeak, some light up, some just are fuzzy. I think my sister had the most fun just playing in all of the wrapping paper though. All of the hoopla kind of scared me though. Too much going on.
Enjoy your canned food, Lola and take some pics of your new collars!!
~Jack